Eeeee! I love this x 50000! I really liked all the little details you put in - the Christmas lights image especially was fantastic, and... oh, just all of it, really. For some reason this sentence made me grin hugely: "After Roger comes stumbling right up here on his cane with a personal jet just waiting for you, begging you with every ounce of persuasion he's got to become L."

This is brilliant! Thank you so much! <3