omg, i loved this story.

You aren't the only gay wizard with a thing for platinum pubic hair.

yep. loved it.

(I know. I'm amazing at it. I used to sneak up on people in the Slytherin Common Room and make them jump, thinking Snape had caught them. It's a gift.)

you've got this particular voice for draco absolutely down. and it is a delight.

You've gone all red again--your ears are cute. Don't hit me!

it's convincingly youthful, convincingly snarky, convincingly draco.

I love the way you blush; it's just amazing. Snape had passed out? I could probably do you until you pass out.

such a pleasure to read. thanks for all the work you put into it.