ext_9053 ([identity profile] marksykins.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] remix_redux 2007-04-23 12:44 am (UTC)

"anonymous" my ass

Oscillate Invariably (The Hz So Good Remix)

I know you weren't home when I saw this but I actually had to walk away from my computer, I was laughing so hard. Jesus, 'anonymous.'

"No," he answers, "I don't."

DID YOU MEAN FOR THIS TO SOUND LIKE FUJI AND RYOMA PLAYING BILLIARDS? DID YOU? God, this is a remix of eight or nine of my fics and my jaw is basically ON THE FLOOR.

Minami-kun has a good backhand, and Ishida-kun can perform a successful smash on three out of four tries

lsdjasldhaskdhbfjvre.

Inui-kun's tennis much more interesting.

ME TOO, RENJI.

finally Inui-kun had stopped when the thirty-fifth ball in a row hit the opposite fence.

And that hits it on the head with what I like about Inui, why I fucking LOVE him, because he isn't the best, he's never thought he was the best, but he never lets that stop him. Gah. Just. My heart can barely take this and I'm like four paragraphs in. Damn you. *shakes fist weakly*

"I'm not fast enough for my own tennis," he admits, running his hand through his hair and spiking it up even crazier than usual.

Pineapple head. :|

Inui-kun says the vowels of Renji's name funny, flattened and run-together and different from everybody else.

That's because of his Kansai acc-- oh wait. :D ANYWAY, I love this. Love that they say each other's NAMES different from anyone else.

"You say my name funny," Inui-kun says

God, they're both adorable.

"Your secret was that you don't like milk tea," Inui-kun retorts. "Are we best friends yet?"

OF COURSE YOU ARE. Holy crap, Renji, what's wrong with milk tea? Wait, no, that's not what I meant to say. I just...I just love them both in this, they're so sweet and tiny and both such social maladjusts, it's obvious, even though we're just seeing them through tennis. God, they needed each other -- and I say they still need each other even as teenagers that act like old men -- and this is perfect.

The new Lucky movie is out!

One day I'm going to write out my theory of How Inui Almost Was Momoshiro (and Why Kaidoh Is Fucked No Matter What He Does) and it's going to be a masterpiece. Right now I will just do this: suidhajfcibdvkjhsdvjhbay!!!!!!!!

"Okay," Renji hisses, and Inui-kun swipes quickly at his glasses with his sleeve, "now we're best friends."

But he isn't really really sure until Inui refuses to take off his wristbands to go to bed and Inui's mother asks him in exasperation whether there isn't room in his head for more than one thing at a time.


KLjsdlsakdj. I. I am like near tears here, too. I wanna hug my laptop.

Not to mention, Inui-kun seems to be staring at Minami-kun instead of at Renji.

God, the jealousy is, like, palpable. I can cut a knife through it and use it to butter my toast (and no, that wasn't a Tezuka reference). Renji can deny it all he wants, but the boy is deep into his first crush and there's no escaping it now.

not to guess the shape of the kanji by reversing the arcs of Inui-kun's eraser through the air

Freaaaaaaakboy. But at least they're freaks together.

in the face of his doubles obsession

Oh, so that's what the kids are calling it these days.

His chest feels tight and unpleasant, the loss twisting all up with the way Inui-kun looks up guiltily and slams the notebook shut.

Dear Databook, Today Renji had approximately 3mm of hair trimmed from his bangs and I almost asked him if I could keep the clippings before thinking better of it. If I initiate discussions of hormones, there is a good chance he will suggest kissing practice. It's not my fault that he looks so much like a girl.

...IT'S NOT!

Love, Sada-chan

the juice and toast he had for breakfast sitting in his stomach like a rock.

Not an InuTez shipper, huh, Renji? Well, I guess that's fair. They don't even know each other yet. :D

Inui-kun is always right in front of them, like magic, constant like physics itself.

Yeah, okay, that? Is me making toddlerfists at my monitor. And that squealing sound you hear off in the distance? Me too.


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