Oh, I was totally delighted by this story. As people said above, you pulled off a great narrator voice (I loved “Does it matter?” / It did, in fact, matter.), as well as really good character voices--I especially liked poor long-suffering Michael, who knows deep down he'll never get away. And I definitely giggled out loud a couple of times, especially at “This will be the Buster Cornball! Next I will make a mother one!” Ahahahaha. Very nice work.