Oh Melandry, this was terrific. Humorous, hot and just perfect. This bit made me really giggle:
Crowley placed a steadying hand on his shoulder. "Relax," he said. "We can't possibly do worse than Adam and Eve that first time, do you remember?"

He certainly had a point there. He supposed it hadn’t been very compassionate, but that had been the first time he'd really laughed, here on Earth.

I love the footnotes, too :))