We Invented the Remix...Redux V

Title: Dudley Dursley and the Hogwarts Letter (the Top of the Pops Remix)
Author: kindkit
Summary: Dudley's never going to get a Hogwarts letter.
Fandom: Harry Potter
Character(s): Dudley Dursley, Lily Potter, Harry Potter, James Potter
Rating: G
Disclaimer: J. K. Rowling invented them all. On a train, apparently.
Original Story: An untitled drabble (scroll down the page to the third one) by lilacsigil.
Notes: AU, as you'll quickly see. The Dudley of this story is the kind of person I think he might have become in these very different circumstances.


( The owl arrives at breakfast time on Harry Potter's birthday )