We Invented the Remix...Redux V

Title: Real Men Wear Tights (The Heart-to-Heart Remix)
Author: pdxscaper
Summary: "Yeah, well, it's all fun and games until someone ends up in a fishbowl wearing tights."
Fandom: Farscape
Characters: John Crichton, D'Argo Sun Crichton
Rating: G
Spoilers: Through the whole series and Peacekeeper Wars.
Disclaimer: Am not, never have been, affiliated with Henson, Hallmark Entertainment, Farscape, etc. These characters are not mine, I'm just glad the brilliant folks who created them don't mind us playing in their sandbox.
Original story: Five stories Crichton told Little D about Big D by eve11
Notes: Many thanks to scrubschick and fallinangelz21 for the beta. I really appreciate the help you two gave me!

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( Real Men Wear Tights [The Heart-to-Heart Remix] )

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